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Do you think Phil would've wanted May's opinion on Audrey when he started dating her ? What would she have said if he did ?
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itsareallynicebus:

suallenparker:

My personal headcanon is yes. As I told you and everybody who’ll listen to me for like five seconds, I have this headcanon that Phil calls Melinda a lot just to ramble into her ear like he did so many times on the bus, especially when she’s flying. I think sometimes he would just call out of the blue and talk about his day.

And Audrey became a big part of it, so I think he’d talk about her. And 1x19 and their awful fight proved that Melinda had some idea what Audrey means to him.

Another favorite headcanon of mine is though, that Phil never told Audrey much about Melinda or his phone calls to her …

Gosh, I really need to plot out Sin to Swallow (in which Phil loses his memory and they relive their past), so I can put all it in fic!

THANKS FOR ASKING!

I think we need a headcanon blog for Philinda. There are SO few proven things in canon for them, a blog with all the HCs about them would be useful.

Or we could add a headcanon tag to fuckyeahphilinda? Thus far I’ve been using the meta tag for stuff like that but we have so many by now, maybe it’s own tag in order?

pooritalianfan:

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pooritalianfan:

ddagent:

suallenparker:

RATING: NC17

SPOILERS: Season 1, but without the Coulson-madness at the very end.

SUMMARY: Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse.

NOTES: @israi-kaa prompted: ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT. Written for the Hot Stuff Challenge, obviously. This one’s for my darling righteousnerd and my ever so loved ddagent. They both need something to cheer them up today so of course I wrote them angst. In my defence, there’s also smut.

WARNING: This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT! While Lorelei is loose, Phil isn’t in control of his actions and thus is in no position to consent to anything. There’s also a teeny bit of violence and tears about it later. Also consensual sex and love and stuff. But first, there’s ANGST!

o0o

Sometimes she dreams about being loved by him, but never like this. It never feels like this. And even though she knows it’s a lie, even though she knows he’s just acting on Lorelei’s command. Her heart skips a beat as he looks at her like she’s the earth and he’s her moon.

“I love you so much,” Phil says. He looks so happy and free and it’s all a lie. Everything about it.

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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS STORY FOR AGES AND IT’S NOW FINALLY HERE. I AM SO, SO EXCITED! <333

ONWARDS WITH THE GIF REVIEW!

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Ok, I’ve read the fic at work - bad idea. Because it’s pure gold. And then I tried to subtly convey my feelings for this fic. But alas, Kelly explained everything so perfectly I just need to reblog her reply and say I totally, TOTALLY agree with every single word and gif she used.

Basically, yes, great characterisation and damn you Phil for getting moves. Like…damn.

*hugs* THANK YOU! I’m so glad you liked it! Is it bad that i get excited because you even read my stuff at work?! *hugs* THANK YOU!

Actually, yes, you should probably scold me for unprofessional behaviour… But then, nope. Who cares? I was so intrigued to read this I couldn’t wait once I had the security clearance post season finale.

I probably shouldn’t tell you, but I wrote parts of this and other fics at work … ;)

pooritalianfan:

ddagent:

suallenparker:

RATING: NC17

SPOILERS: Season 1, but without the Coulson-madness at the very end.

SUMMARY: Lorelei escaped again. This time she takes Phil, but she gives him to Melinda as a gift. A gift, Melinda can’t refuse.

NOTES: @israi-kaa prompted: ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT. Written for the Hot Stuff Challenge, obviously. This one’s for my darling righteousnerd and my ever so loved ddagent. They both need something to cheer them up today so of course I wrote them angst. In my defence, there’s also smut.

WARNING: This is an ALIENS MADE THEM DO IT story so warning for some DUBIOUS CONSENT! While Lorelei is loose, Phil isn’t in control of his actions and thus is in no position to consent to anything. There’s also a teeny bit of violence and tears about it later. Also consensual sex and love and stuff. But first, there’s ANGST!

o0o

Sometimes she dreams about being loved by him, but never like this. It never feels like this. And even though she knows it’s a lie, even though she knows he’s just acting on Lorelei’s command. Her heart skips a beat as he looks at her like she’s the earth and he’s her moon.

“I love you so much,” Phil says. He looks so happy and free and it’s all a lie. Everything about it.

Read More

image

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS STORY FOR AGES AND IT’S NOW FINALLY HERE. I AM SO, SO EXCITED! <333

ONWARDS WITH THE GIF REVIEW!

Read More

Ok, I’ve read the fic at work - bad idea. Because it’s pure gold. And then I tried to subtly convey my feelings for this fic. But alas, Kelly explained everything so perfectly I just need to reblog her reply and say I totally, TOTALLY agree with every single word and gif she used.

Basically, yes, great characterisation and damn you Phil for getting moves. Like…damn.

*hugs* THANK YOU! I’m so glad you liked it! Is it bad that i get excited because you even read my stuff at work?! *hugs* THANK YOU!

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this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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chronopickpocket:

bluedragonkaiser:

My favorite quote from anything ever.

i need more kung fu panda in my life

This was one of the most astounding proverbs I’ve heard, and it was only when I saw this movie had I heard it.

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badassblackwidowcavalry:

suallenparker:

badassblackwidowcavalry:

badassblackwidowcavalry:

suallenparker:

He’s all That snippet for aryalis and @melindathecavalrymay

Her beloved SHIELD mug shattered to a million pieces on the ground and Melinda pressed her lips together. Brilliant. Just brilliant! Not that she really would’ve thrown the…

I did enjoy it! Ugh, that Thomas guy is a douche! Thank god we know Melinda’s gonna end up with Phil ;)

Poor, poor Thomas. I feel for him. Can’t you imagine? Loving Melinda May so much and working so hard to be with her and you kind of have her but you know for her you’ll never be enough? That’s sad. The failing of their relationship was on them both. He was just to cowardly to back out of it, so he cheated to make her do it. Humans, sometimes! So silly and heartbreaking!

Yeah, I guess. But if he had a problem with their relationship, he should of talked about it with her. Then again, I love May so much, I’m probably buyist :)

Oh, he’s definitely a coward and he messed up badly! And he really hurt her too. He didn’t break her heart but being betrayed like that? Horrible! - I can’t hate him because I understand him. He pulled a douche move, but he’s not a total ass. Otherwise Melinda would’ve never stayed with him as long as she did. :)

Do you think Phil would've wanted May's opinion on Audrey when he started dating her ? What would she have said if he did ?
suallenparker suallenparker Said:

My personal headcanon is yes. As I told you and everybody who’ll listen to me for like five seconds, I have this headcanon that Phil calls Melinda a lot just to ramble into her ear like he did so many times on the bus, especially when she’s flying. I think sometimes he would just call out of the blue and talk about his day.

And Audrey became a big part of it, so I think he’d talk about her. And 1x19 and their awful fight proved that Melinda had some idea what Audrey means to him.

Another favorite headcanon of mine is though, that Phil never told Audrey much about Melinda or his phone calls to her …

Gosh, I really need to plot out Sin to Swallow (in which Phil loses his memory and they relive their past), so I can put all it in fic!

THANKS FOR ASKING!

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"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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badassblackwidowcavalry:

badassblackwidowcavalry:

suallenparker:

He’s all That snippet for aryalis and @melindathecavalrymay

Her beloved SHIELD mug shattered to a million pieces on the ground and Melinda pressed her lips together. Brilliant. Just brilliant! Not that she really would’ve thrown the…

I did enjoy it! Ugh, that Thomas guy is a douche! Thank god we know Melinda’s gonna end up with Phil ;)

Poor, poor Thomas. I feel for him. Can’t you imagine? Loving Melinda May so much and working so hard to be with her and you kind of have her but you know for her you’ll never be enough? That’s sad. The failing of their relationship was on them both. He was just to cowardly to back out of it, so he cheated to make her do it. Humans, sometimes! So silly and heartbreaking!

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Please, sit down. Sit down!

Sexism in Hollywood:

On the set of the Hollywood blockbuster movie Die Hard, Rickman’s principles ground a day’s shooting to an expensive halt. Not through temper tantrum or artistic crisis, but because he refused point blank to throw Bonnie Bedelia to the floor. Cast as the archly sophisticated terrorist Hans Gruber against Bruce Wills’ gun-happy hero, the script called for Rickman to perpetuate a degree of violence on the actress that he considered to be both offensive and inappropriate.

”A big victory was won on that film set in terms of not conforming to the stereotype on the page,” Rickman explains. ”My character was very civilised in a strange sort of way and just wouldn’t have behaved like that. Nor would Bonnie’s character, a self-possessed career woman, have allowed him to. It was a stereotype—the woman as eternal victim—that they hadn’t even thought about. Basically, they wanted a reason for her shirt to burst open. We talked our way around it—her shirt still burst open, but at least she stayed upright.”

—Alan Rickman, interviewed by Lesley White, ‘’The Leading Man’’, British GQ Magazine, July 1992: 74 (x)

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